Middle Age, I'm a New Media Personality

i'm very confused about so many things about middle age, mostly like, why do all of these cles shade things keep happening to me that everybody talks about with middle age? Now it's that seems like, can't i have a more interesting, less cliche middle age? Ye. And i'll literally see the kids these days and i'm like, god, ah, kids these days, these days, eh? I hope they're all right. Yesu know, i am worried about them and worried by them at the same time. But mostly i'm a just baffled by them. You havee phases of growth, and you have reached the end of it before you get