Carl Casper's Declining New Chapter

Carl Casper can best be summed up by the first bite of his needy and yet by some miracle also irrelevant chocolate lava cake. He didn't even have the courage to under cook the cake, thus curiously lacking its signature molten center. His dramatic weight gain must be because he's eating all the food people sent back to the kitchen. The sad dessert is emblematic of Carl Casper's disappointing new chapter.