How I Never Worried About Being Abducted

"Because I'm so plain it's always me that has to be on the lookout for my friends, male and female alike," says writer. "I never had to worry about being hit on, disrespected, or kidnapped." A man at a local bar asked her why she didn't just order a new drink after drinking three glasses of soda in one go. She told him flat out: If you think it's such a waste, then you drink it,. It was my money after all and the refills were free.