The Best and No Need No Football, Man

Jerry Gerges catches up with Bartleby. They both don't know what they're going to do. Their friend Rory, she's talking to herself because she didn't get into Yale. Too many rich kids with mediocre grades and well-connected parents. She pounds some shampang and screams colleges for pussies. How much? I'm fine. This you pound enough to fill the Nile. Ho, ho. Shampang. All this sun's got to Harmon. Nothing like getting a load off. Golden dumpster.