Planet of Grapes or Planet of Strawberries?

How quickly would you go through a planet of grapes? Oh shit. 20 minutes? Wow. How big are these strawberries though? Are they like the monster strawberries? You think you could eat them quicker? Yeah, probably so. If you were racing through the strawberries, would you eat the green bits to save time? If I had to, but I'd be fighting not to though. Because you could just grab them quick. And... There's some foodie in contests. And they're all planet based. Do you fancy your chances more in ... A planet of grapes eating contest or a planet of strawberries eating contest? Which are you going to enter?