The Blowjob That Kicked the First World War

Belinda wiped a salty tear from her cheekbone, knowing the day had dawned. She clambered onto Bella's gurney and tossed her tresses back to the past. The woman could have averted all of this if she hadn't just stopped to give a blowjob to James Spoon - unless we forget. But that's like saying Franz Ferdinand's assassination kicked off the First World War. You know, was the blowjob the straw that brought the cameras back? It feels like it would have happened. So she has a plan anyway. This leader has a plan. She's Elizabeth Warren. And I'll do it, though. If she's still in the primary.