Ain't No Beer, but You Can't Move Like Some People Do

Abe went to a gig in spain and couldn't wait for the toilet. Had to hastily go, n in his glass, which was s a plastic glass. Luckily it was like a really big bottle of beer - bigger than a pint thou. This is why you needed to go so much. But then you can't go because you 're in the crowd. You can't move like wat you do. So i did it into my glass. And then spent the next probably forty five minutes trying not to spill these two basically big glasses of pis. I did a bloody good job though, because mashing theyd, know, there was no moshing. So, like