How to Be Funny in a Situation

"I'm gonna be totally open with you okay and i think it's a good time since we've got a record low number of people watching this live," says the comedian. "Why does everybody think i'm an asshole is really quite a mystery", he adds, before going on to ask why so many young girls find him attractive. He also reveals what he will do in order to be funny: Think about worst person in world then say something that would make them feel bad for themselves if they were there.