Introduction

In 1930, we proposed a breakaway top six which consisted of Aston Villa, Sheffield Wainsby, Portsmouth, Huddersfield, Derby, Cowley. The BBC chipped in with a cucumber sandwich, aren't they? Yeah, we're going to give you two tickets to Lords. And Oliver Scott is here! It's lovely to be back. There are two Arsenal games to discuss. One, a stunning European triumph, and the other one, one of the worst games of football you've ever watched in your life. We'll also talk about the impending breakaway European Super League from which we can never be relegated. Yay!