I've Walked Them All With No Eyes

There's areas of the limerick countryside that can't be trusted purely on grounds of personal integrity. These are where people fall into ditches or drowning bags. The area charms that person into their death. It's never accidental. I've walked them all with no eyes. This particular friday morning, i couldn't find the open i scanned my belongings to see which one i was willing to risk breaking to open the cap off. Not my samson, not remorse, not the lighter foge, it's my only one. So i ripped the curtain pole off the wall, seven foot long, some fulcrum on it and popped it open in two seconds. Lads, what