Chat GPT is a weekly chat show on BBC Radio 4. This week, we ask you to help us convert this story into American English. Will it be able to handle so much text? Sure, here's the story in American English: I stepped out of my apartment and locked myself out. To make matters worse, I really needed the toilet. Then I noticed that some bloody job had put a big scratch across the bonnet of my car. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, the TV aerial fell off and crashed into the windscreen of my car smashing it to pieces. So they don't say solicitor, they would say attorney or lawyer. After finishing my