Uh I've got some fan fiction that I've been working on Hank with your permission. My internet dad and I, Mike Florio are kind of clapping on this one. Great. So there's been you know we've seen all the Photoshop's that are floating out all over the internet of Lamar Jackson in a commander's uniform. It's been a hot talk for a while. That kind of sounds like an erotic one. Yeah. Okay so win away for a little bit. Okay. Yeah. I was just I was engaging myself. I was entertaining myself to keep myself in a good mood thinking okay next year might not just be a total wash. Florio put out an interesting take and I'm gonna I'm gonna build on it. Florio said he pulled a he pulled a wind horse. He goes why would Eric Bienime go to Washington DC? Why would he leave Pat Mahomes and uh you know the opportunity to win multiple more Super Bowls coaching maybe the greatest quarterback of all time in history the NFL to go to Washington DC where they're going into next year with a starting quarterback Sam Howell who's started precisely one game now he did beat Hank Skaboys but he started one game and there's a big uncertain future there in DC. Why why would why why would he do something like that? Well I'll tell you why. There might be a little deal behind the scenes with Ron Rivera telling Bienime Lamar gets franchise tag if it's non-exclusive. Oh we're going to get Lamar now. Okay. People are going to point at Dan Snyder. Dan Snyder's going to sell the team. What's going to happen in this offseason is he in a position where he's going to be able to give up all these assets. I would say that Dan Snyder out of spite just to fuck over the next owner would love nothing more than to give those two first round picks away and on top of that thrown a shitload of guaranteed money in a contract extension for Lamar Jackson which would not only maybe fuck over the future owner depending on how Lamar plays but also in the big fuck you he would fuck over the rest of the owners in the NFL that don't want these guaranteed contracts to go to players. They got pissed off when Deshaune Jackson or Deshaune Watson got his. Yeah. It would be a fuck you to those guys while also opening the door for everybody be like thank you Dan Snyder if it pays off in the future like look what Dan did for the team. You've lost on the way out. This is the perfect exit. This is the perfect exit. Hank Hank has gone to his phone. Wait I'm I'm listening. I'm tuned in. I'm tuned in. I'm tuned in. Do it. Spat the flaw. I'm tuned in. I don't see any flaws. I don't think. Wait. Wait. Play it back. What do you say? Dance. Once he's got once you got a Dan Snyder being spiteful. That is usually a point where you like your play. He's not going to do that. He's just going to leave. You don't think that Dan Snyder would love to stick it up the rest of the owners ass. Oh yeah he would. By getting your buddy Joe. No bikes are got released. By giving him a how do you think John Gruden's emails got released. The man. Some of them. He is spiteful. We got one bad email guy. He is the man is spite as as a person. If you were to draw if you look up spite in the dictionary you'd see first of all picture of Hank looking grumpy and then next to it Dan Snyder right behind him with his hand on the shoulder. He literally is a he's an owner with a suicide vest right now. Yes and by giving Lamar Jackson huge guaranteed money fully guaranteed in the contract that would piss off the rest of the owners that just spent the last two years trying to get Dan Snyder out of the NFL. Facts. Factor fact. But you're talking about a guy who notoriously never spends money on anything. What Hank. Are you are you fucking shitting me? Albert Haynesworth. Deon Sanders. Jeff George. Should he go on the man? The man who loves him in residence. How innovations don't make him go on Carson wins. The man loves

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confusing Dan Snyder with the owner of the Bengals. Dan Snyder loves spending money on all the stupidest shit ever. Shout out Zach Taylor by the way ultimate football guy said he'd have to be taken out in a casket from the Bengals. That was kind of cool. So I think I think the enemy thing makes a little bit of sense. Yeah. You you you you had me there because it is it is suspect to say the least that Eric Bienne me. I mean I guess he is he is getting a bump because he's officially the offensive coordinator and he was you know and he read was calling a lot of the places it would achieve but still you it would be weird to take that job. He's gonna be like Sam Howell. He's in the perfect Sam Howell. The perfect scenario right for an offensive coordinator and he's going to maybe the worst scenario as an offensive coordinator. I this must be where's Lamar live. I was he was just about to say not geography. I but he lives in Maryland. Okay. He's got ties here. But but I'm saying is this house close enough that he doesn't have to move. It might be. Wow. Yeah. So what about that Hank? That I was good. All right. That makes sense too. When we got when we got B enemy I was thinking myself like this must be what Pete Davidson feels like all the time. Like I'm I have an ugly ass franchise and now I've got the hottest thing on the block that just moving into town. It's there's something weird going on 17 times. That's true. The hottest thing. That's it. Yeah. Well that's another he interviewed 17 times for other opportunities. Some including offensive coordinator opportunities but yet he wants this one. Yeah. I would not want this one. True true. Is Rivera on his way out? Is that like a probably because we're gonna get a new owner. So he's probably gonna be fired. Huh. Just cut it some dots. Hey just let me dream man. Connect a few. Let me have some optimism. These are the dots we got to connect. I hope Lamar Jackson's a Washington commander. I we also should just uh I know that was mean when you just did. Uh it is crazy. Well, Mar Jackson doesn't have an agent. Yeah. It is crazy.