Can You Pick Me Up for Curves?

I want to open a gym called bell curves in which there are two members that are just stunningly attractive and two member that are like grossly like scary obese. There's a bell curve for curves. You're supposed to stick it right in the middle if you land too far on either side they're like sorry too curvy or not curvy enough get the fuck out. If I lose too much weight I won't have curves and then they definitely won't let me in. Then it's closer to my house and it's not really fair to anybody. Exactly 2.75 miles between both of us is a curves. I'll meet you at curves at 11. We're going to get