Rupertism and the Stevists

Historians use first order and second order terms to describe people they are studying. Rupertism is a religion based on offering pineapples to a statue in the shape of a giant snake with six heads. The Stevists are an iconoclastic puritanical offshoot of Rupertism, who with their one-headed snake statue and offerings of regular apples are a detestable heresy as far as any decent Rupertist is concerned.