When Did Jared From Subway Go to Prison?

When someone's linked in profile includes storyteller, I just assume I won't like them. That to me implies self-indulgent because the antonym of storyteller is good listener. So could you Google the words, when did Jared and then read me the next line or two? What Google predicts or post-dicks? For me specifically, for you, specifically, yes. Shut up. When did Jared from Subway go to prison was number one on mine?"