Fucking Amateur Night

"I would love to hear a recording of Keith Jackson calling his agent after that game. If you put me with that two-pig comp sucker one more time, I'm going to throw it down on a fucking upper deck," he says. "Once again, St. Patrick's Day is the Valentine's Day of Boozing ... Is it completely made up holiday?" Billy Barry will be performing at New Jersey's Prudential Center in 2023.