How Did She Come Into Being?

i wanted to name my dog bean at first, but then is like, it's too short. And i was like, kennedest toyrig around, the name milane ans i go, could be like lany for short. I haven't heard of other dogs, like, people really name lany. But isi cal its o, unique enough. Ye, i like the idea of like naming it after your favorite comedian. Sometimes i call her john. Some cas i say mal mam hen. She saw that, she's like, you named your girl dog john.