How to Survive an Outage

"This is a hard one to research. I probably researched for seven or eight hours on this one good Lord" "I didn't have a whole lot going on Sunday and I researched all day the power went out And it was out for about Twelve fourteen hours sucks Yeah, it did it made for a really gnarly night of sleep" 'The girls are in the living room while sleeping together and Stacy and I were laying down and I had a ritualistic fart It's just what my body does to prepare itself for slumber' ''We survived there's a fucking tornado rolling through here right as I was pulling the chicken off the grill'' "'You know we survived there’s