The Fear of Bigfoot and Sasquatch

As a kid growing up in the pacific northwest i've heard a lot of stories about bigfoot and sasquatch. My curiosity just got the better of me and i decided i wanted to investigate so again this was also incredibly dumb I turned the car like 90 degrees in the highway so i could point our headlights into the woods. whatever was out there had moved on two legs not four now next thing i know i practically jump out of my skin when i hear the car's horn letting off one long excruciatingly loud extended blast  it scared me so bad that i almost straight up peed my pants haunted mansion style.