I'll Be Your Human Shield

I'm going to lose all my friends. Who needs em? You've got me. But being friends with me right now is probably social suicide. How boozy is this town? Booge times a thousand. And me dion't even have a cellar, unless you count the store under my arment, which actually is a wine shop. Yos n there some turn parties for just you and me apparently. Since you'll be my only friend, hope you like wine. Not really. Don't tell my parents. I've tried it though we're muslim. Good point. Wait, so luca died from wine. Dude, must have drank a but load. That's