How I Ducked a Guy That Was Just Bringing Me Down

I had to dump this guy that was just bringing me down. We'd break up and then I would be calling him back saying, let's hang out. And what helped me not call him again was that I convinced my head that he died. So now... How did he die? Well, I don't know. But I sang Amazing Grace outside of his apartment for him as if for his corpse in there. That sounds like some Jesus stuff right there. It made it special because you're gone for a while and then you go, "I can't wait to see it"