How to Be a Bisexual

There's one place in this world that it's so much better being bi than it is being gay or straight. Get some threesomes. Hook them up. The biggest problem with getting threesomes is? What? Your girlfriend. That's a real cock block right there. You gotta get over that hump. Tender. All sorts of fucking options. I would use three. Three Threesomes. And they're recording a podcast in the parking lot. Okay. We don't want to know. Are you going to Coachella this year? No, I don't go to Coachellia. Me neither. Let's get a party bus. Yeah.