The Dow Jones Industrial Average Gains Two More Commas

The stock market is wild today. The CEO of Wells Fargo said that they will pivot from personal and private banking to jet ski rentals beginning in quarter two. If you've got any money saved at Wells Fargo, you're in luck because you can now redeem it for a two-for-one ride at their new Charleston location down by Pier 83 next to the tamale truck. This has been finance. And now the weather. Good to be the one-level version of it.