The Death of Sir Lanyard Ballwater

Sir laner began working on his dream project, an energy beam weapon that could be mounted on satellite in gosyncrans oret. At the very instant sir lanyard entered the grid pattern into his eephone 11 promax to aim the particle beam weapon, an arc in the electric fence created a glitch in the quantum field,. The result was disastrous. Sir lanyard ballwater dragged himself into the garden fish pond to extinguish the nuclear flames in his ignited vastdifference. As he lost consciousness, with saint elmo's fire gleaming green in his trousers, his eyes settled on the dead cherry tree, which miraculously blossomed into pink flowers.