Is It a Bird?

i was on a night out and bombed into my x, who i had just recently split up from. Bracket e was a cheating prick, but i thought i'd be the bigger person... But he clearly wasn't capable. Long story short, i got drunk and went home with his best mate. So anyway, me and his mate were mid drunk sex when there was a proper loud bang on my window,. It must have been a bird or something. So we carried on. A few seconds later, it sounded like the bird was back, but on steroids. And almost smashed through the window, it was that loud. All i saw was my ex's face at the window, the