Intro

“I woke up alone in a hospital. There is nobody here. I can’t find a single person. Humanity is extinct. The date is February 2027.”

That is from a viral TikToker, Javier, who claims he is from the future to warn us about humanity. But there’s no way he’s actually from the future, right?

Meanwhile, in Miami - an IG model is telling the police - “the aliens are coming. They’re coming. They’re coming. They’re coming. They’re coming. They’re coming.”

The authorities are confused. She tells them - “I’m from the future. I’m a crystal ball. You can live off me.”

The police ask her if she remembers what happened. 

“Yes, I remember. I died.”

Puzzling. Because she’s not dead. She is very much alive but just one block down there are two people that are dead and they’re not coming back. 

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