How to Deal With a Bouncer

Bouncers are usually bald, strong and bastards. I normally go into a club and if they let me in, you know, it's almost like I don't exist. My best experience with a bouncer was when I got into a nightclub and my friend didn't. Do you remember my 18th birthday, Dan? I do. It was just me and you, wasn't it? Just me and you. Partying like there was no tomorrow. Like it was your last night on earth. So what does it mean if they chucked me out then? They removed you from the club. Well, that's a very nice way of saying it."