Is Your So Really Intoxicated?

I feel like this is a kind of right of passage. Almost both myself and james have been very, very intoxicated to wher we would have to take care of each other more often. I know for him to see me really intoxicated, it was my 20 first birthday, and i definitely drank too much the night. Lost my phone, but i found it. The security guard at the bar we were at had it ans omy, god, thank god. But i was so drunk that he actually went nto the girl's bathroom, awed me and then stuck his fingers down my throat. So he's never done that for me after that. Hopefully you can deftly bring