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#387 - The Halftime Show Got Me Pregnant

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Frank's Red Hot - Is Celery a Spice?

Celery doesn't have a spice. Lettuce isn't it tastes like nothing. You say I'm fucking white you're saying celery spicy. It has a spice to it There's a little when you bite it you're like that's a celery spice Celery is not labeled as a spice That's not oregano. Yeah, you never had celery seed or celery leaf as a spiceYou stupid uncultured f****** I Want to unload on you right now. Do you think a cup of piss dropped at 30,000 feet is going to really cover the world and pee no? But the thousands of planes where hundreds of pisses are

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