I Love You So Much, Says Donald Jr.

The first few contestants who'd tried to make him laugh had been unsuccessful, not because they weren't funny. The problem was that Trump had insisted on watching cable news while the various performers did their acts. Even with the lying cold of undesirables, the contest was running hours behind by the time the Vice President arrived. Still, she had high hopes for the next act. Comedy juggler Michael Goudot used her as a volunteer for his trademark routine juggling three razor sharp knives while riding a six-foot tall unicycle. After very carefully setting the knives on an antique table beside Ivanka, the Lieutenant smartly saluted the President and then left the room.