Fucking Unsharpened Pencil of a Man

"I knew his sperm were not going in on around me that day," she says. "We spent the next hour with a towel and iron melting the wax out of his carpet never had sex after that and we dated for two and a half years" 'There's just so much that needs to be unpacked here there's just so I mean Sarah this is this is an incredible story what you did not like this man,' her ex-boyfriend writes. "'You found a multiple different offensive thing you said you hated kissing him you hated,'" he adds. ''He was obsessed okay wait obsessed okay this fucking unsharpened pencil of a person jumps up throws his khakis back on'