Love Actually: whose romance counts?

It's been two years since we last did a festive episode, and we've literally watched nothing but Andy's top 100 movies since 2023. So naturally, we're solving this with a chaotic ranking system.

We're in the bar with spiked hot chocolate, ranking Christmas films using our own custom Top Trumps categories. The rules: no film can win two categories, and somehow we have to agree on a winner for each one. (Spoiler: we won't.)

Expect Andy to be disappointed. Expect Kev to forget half the films. Expect a lot of debating about soundtracks, rewatchability, and whether eggnog is actually a drink or a marketing mistake.

One of these films might finally hit 100%. Probably not. But maybe