How to Get Signed as a Band

Get signed was not a phrase in the inner lexicon of our band. We basically thought well we can get four or five hundred people to come out and they buy the little EP we made ourselves  and they buy the t-shirts it's just gonna spread from there. I want to have like huge A&R guys on like three or fourYeah I want tohave on a Rick Rubin I want to has on a you know like what's his name even the dude that signed Aerosmith and everybody John Collard partner like it because after they that wave was done it just became some interns over at like Geffen just combing their space going oh these guys got a million hits