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My Dad Wrote A Porno
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I slept on the floor, then one of them trinkly pissed themselves Which caught in my hair when it seeped through the sheets What's a beautiful holiday? Five stars on TripAdvisor Oh my god, there's more goats Someone's having such a national park And they're getting hot and heavy Then they heard some weird noises Like a low pitch scream And then they turned around and they heard of goats staring Is this a king? Is this something we don't know about? Have you heard a goat scream though? No, I don't think I have It's a really high pitch like quite human scream It's hilarious Yeah, they kind of cut it into videos of people like
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