'Crab Problem'

Charles was on a trip to alaska with warren. And then warren became really ill, and everything pointed to a heart attack. Charles just kept saying that warren had indigestion. It's just tummy bubbles. He drank some pop other t c. Doctors said it was clearly cardial vascular. That's not even a word. Ass holles. What did he eatwhoever gave him that crab has assassinated the president. How long into his presidency is this?