
The News Quiz - 28th April
Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4
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The Character of Heritage Cheese
I didn't realise that monetary policy was actually being written by the characters in a Christmas carol. The whole idea of not asking for bigger wages is that you're not supposed to be spending as much in order to decrease inflation. So don't ask for more money to afford all the expensive stuff, instead, stay poor and stop buying stuff like food. We have some heritage cheese in the fridge which I'm hoping will be a decent investment in the long term. Do you charge more or less for the moldy bits? Absolutely more. That is character. It's like those labels you get on leather jackets, when it may appear mottled and disfigured, but that's actually part
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