I'll Never Be as Funny as He Is

It's a rare comedian who can be funny all the time. I select girls who think I'm funny. Who wants to go hang around a girl who thinks you're not funny? It is terrible, but a lot of guys end up in those relationships where the girl doesn't think they're funny. If you're gonna have a girlfriend, pick a girl who you enjoy the sound of her laugh and she laughs whenever you talk basically. Well, well not whenever you talk. But she thinks you're a funny person. Because that's a relationship where the girl just enjoys who you are and every time you talk.