I'm Trying to One Up You, Lydia. Is This a Touristy Thing?

I assume everyone, every American used to go there and smoke pot and then go to the museum and be like, whoa, it's so trippy. But really, I was just like, afraid everyone was looking at me and knowing that I had just smoked pot. So I was like pretending to read the plaques for like a minute and a half and stuff like that. It was kind of an nerve-wracking experience. What if I was like, yeah, I went and saw the painting. There was one terrified guy. And they're like, that is the thing. You're doing the thing. The starry night. My other big self consciousness around this painting is