How to Throw Out the First Pitch

The Pittsburgh Pirates apparently have the number one draft pick, which shows how bad that they did last year. I want you to throw out the first pitch. How much money would it take for us to sponsor a team? We could actually ask our viewers to do a fundraising effort. Do you know the customer throwing out the first pitches? That's a kind of an honor thing. It was just the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.