How to Be a Better Hair Lady

I've always wanted better hair. I could never make my hair do what everybody else's hair was doing. And part... the small part of the problem is I have dumb hair that doesn't want to do anything. But like Morrissey says, you know, and sometimes what we want is a shameful thing. You are cosplaying me. It's very upsetting. Oh God, you're cucking me. Three, two, one. Go. Do... Do ... Do... Like... Yeah, one time someone told me how much you influenced their life as a kid. Totally made up. False, false, false. Yep.