The Death of Boris Johnson

I saw Boris Johnson nude when he was six months old. I sort of didn't like the look of him, really. But what's funny is that the Daily Telegraph picked up this story and they had a little thing even on their front page. There might be other reasons. As if I needed another reason. You can get a full year's digital subscription for just £1 a week. Or if you like getting the actual newspaper as I do, you can have that delivered to your door for just an extra £1 aweek. And as a special offer for a rock and roll politics listeners, sign up now and you'll also get a free burgundy coloured bollocks to Brexit