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The Bugle
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A Hot Dog Shortens Your Life by 36 Minutes
A new study has suggested that every time a person eats a hot dog, their death gets 36 minutes closer. A bit of salmon adds 16 minutes and 14 avicados with every hot dog puts you three minutes 12 seconds in credit per meal. If you eat a kilogram of nuts on the hour, every hour, you will never die. And but it's nice to know that we have control, through our diet, over exactly when we're going to cack it. But if hanging around for ever to watch the planet burners your bag, then simply make sure you eat 14 avicado with every hotdog.
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