How to Be a Butterfly

A Philadelphia woman had 10,000 Brazilian butterflies imported into her house and hung in nets all over the ceiling of the ballroom. But when the nets were dropped at the end of the party, it turned out that all the butterflies had died due to the heat. The guests were just showered with thousands of dead insects. I think that one of the really nice things about transforming from a caterpillar to butterfly is that you stop pooing. Which would be kind of beautiful anyway.