Ep 423 - Young Slime League
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
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The Importance of Sexual Assault
If I took the condom and injected myself with it, I didn't commit a crime. Once sperm's out of your body, it's literally public. It's public domain. But if it was in a sperm bank, I'd be at least breaking and entering. And you're just breaking it into my post-says. Ask me any joke. Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. I was married to another man. Please eat my ass. Get in here. Don't tell anyone I've been a Nazi. He had to knock her loose. She found all his memorabilia in the house. That's why he had to knocked her loose.
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