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Waffles Invented Pockets
Pancakes have secretly invented and deployed a special type of nanobots that cast holographic projections over pancakes to make them look like other breakfast foods. Waffles want to drain all joy from breakfast because they're jealous of pancakes. But pancakes are not going to back down. They pretend to be other foods, so waffles will just leave them alone. Even unsuspecting people like you get to eat pancakes every single day and feel joyful. How do we support pancakes on this quest to save us from bad breakfast food? All we can do is salute the pancake from afar and spread the gospel of the greatness of the pancake.