Fat Alz Tuna

I was a bus boy in one of those hotels as a kid teenager to work my way through college. And there was this Italian guy fat alz, one of those old 400 pound guys. They used to be around. You don't see them anymore. All either they died or they were on gluten free diets. He would have his arm in the terrain up to here. Mixing a tuna for a hotel. No spatula, no machine. His arm, his big blubbery hairy arm is in the tuna fish up to here and he's stirring with his arm. I had never seen anything like this. Fat Al would look at me. A cigarette in his mouth with an