Is There Anything British Can't Handle?

Prime Minister David cameron wants to stop people pre loading and getting off their heads on cheap shop bought alcohol. He says action is needed to stop britain's town centres resembling the wild west. The country still has the host of olympics in two years - perhaps it's time for a full austerity olympic. Instead of gold, silver and bronze, the medals will be copper, tin and cardboard. Give us e cheer if you'd rather hear the cashmere crisis first.