The History of the Loch Ness Monster

The French government forced madam to sword to make models of her friends decapitated heads. Charlie Sheen went looking for the Loch Ness monster with a leg of lamb and tried to catch it on an old wooden boat. Voltaire bought up all the tickets in a French lottery so he could win more money than he had spent buying the tickets. The only wax work person at the time I don't think so.