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Carlos: I was in an Uber with a co-worker and I kissed back because I didn't want him to feel like I was homophobic or something. So, okay, so in the directions it says, hey, come to this hotel. And walk up to the closet and there'll be another sheet. There's another... Big sheet stuff. It's the same guy. Same guy. Hey, good to see you again. Hey, a couple of socks and he goes... Carlos? All right, so I cheat. Sheet the closet. So I put my dick in. This time I finished. But on the way home, I was like, that was probably a guy.

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