Are You an Altar Server?

This is not an apology nor an explanation, although it will serve as an apology and an explanation. The part of me that wants to be a better human being is fighting the pedantic English major in my brain. It's like when Jerry is his brain and his penis, except in this case, the penis is school. So if we did start with a prayer, would you want to conduct that? Would I just say, man, or maybe hit some organ swells now and then?